I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You are the jesus of drinking
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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