I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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