Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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