I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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