And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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