I wanna bring you to show and tell
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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