Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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