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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I am mentally ready for anal.
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