the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
All the doctor said was why
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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