We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She's the barista slut.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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