i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Dick very happy bro
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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