For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
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My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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