So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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