I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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