like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So here I am, sexting at work.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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