Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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