You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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