He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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