Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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