Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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