doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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