Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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We're using joints as your birthday candles
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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