I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
She is in my trunk
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You did what with his pubic hair?
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