Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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