I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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