the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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