oh god the rape fog is back!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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