You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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