And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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