this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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