Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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