plz talk dirty to me
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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