problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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