Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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