ya dads aren't the best wingmen
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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