We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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