Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
