i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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