It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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