Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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