that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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