dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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