38 yer olds are good kisserssss
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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