what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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