My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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