You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
All I want is dick and wine.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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