The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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