I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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