she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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