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no more hot dogs for you........

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fine no more vajj for you

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(740): no more hot dogs for you........ (1-740): fine no more vajj for you http://tfl.nu/8nwe

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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.

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(845): Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials. http://tfl.nu/bzpv

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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.

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(540): I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen. http://tfl.nu/c2d0

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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan

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(860): I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan http://tfl.nu/ukhl

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(716): View more from New York

Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.

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(716): Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes. http://tfl.nu/xo7e

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.

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You just said the magic words

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(484): We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE. (610): You just said the magic words http://tfl.nu/8k47

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.

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(502): I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean. http://tfl.nu/5uk0

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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.

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(352): I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern. http://tfl.nu/54kf

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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.

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(212): Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend. http://tfl.nu/uai9

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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.

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(984): i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight. http://tfl.nu/cncx

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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!

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(702): i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield! http://tfl.nu/o1fu

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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???

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(708): i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal??? http://tfl.nu/az75

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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!

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(410): She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success! http://tfl.nu/k1zi

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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.

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(540): His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me. http://tfl.nu/adz0

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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.

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(267): Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one. http://tfl.nu/nwfi

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