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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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