that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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