you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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