Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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