found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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