ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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